My Picture of Hell

I am no artist with a pencil, a brush or whatever. But I think I am an artist with a pen and paper. Or in this case, a keyboard and monitor.

While the dentist was drilling a hole in my tooth, I was thinking, what would hell look like to me? I know that the bible said something about it being full of fire and stuff, but I believe that Hell would be different to all of us.

My version of hell will have the following in it:

• Dental Drills. I hate dental drills. I hate how they pierce my teeth. I hate the sound they make.... so menacing...so... EVIL. So If I go to hell, my teeth will be drilled everyday by dentists from hell!!
• Dead/ dying animals everywhere! I hate the site of it.. the site of animals being tortured... I will witness this everyday in hell. I will see that cat run over by that taxi, over and over and over again. MAKE IT STOP!!!!
• It will rain giant spiders/tarantulas. Spiders scare me. In my hell, instead of normal rain, it will be spiders. spiders friggin everywhere! Spiders on my hair, spiders on my skin, spiders in places where there shouldn't be spiders!!!!
• All of my teeth will ache! All my teeth will bring pain to me. Not a single moment of peace shall be given. I shall be tortured like this, together with the dental drill, in the dentist chair of DEATH!!!!
• Porn will be unavailable. NOOOOOOOO!!!!! The greatest torture of all!!! No porn! Oh wait.. that's alright. nah just kidding. No porn would suck. 
• Zombies! I know your dead and all, but zombies dude! they are scary whether you're alive or dead. They will chase you down and stuff.. and do zombie stuff to your body. 

Okay, I can't think of any other stuff that I might find in my hell. And I don't want to think about it anymore. I don't want to go to hell, I mean, dude, who wants to go there? Are you crazy or something?