What NOT to do in class

This list is inspired by Spongebob's essay: "What not to do at a Stop Light". May this porous creature continue to inspire us. 

1. Running into the classroom yelling TROLLLLLLL!!!! IN THE DUNGEON!!  TROLL IN THE DUNGEON!!! pausing, and adding "thought you oughtta know" before fainting. Your professor would probably be confused because of the fact that your school doesn't even have a dungeon. Though there are a lot of trolls in the teachers' lounge.

2. Flying US Drones and making them crash into the professor's face. Though it may look like it, your professor's face is not an island and it is never a good idea to land/crash a drone in their face. Not only will they be mad, but they may start war against your country-- I mean your class.

3. Offering your teacher a pack of cigarettes. With the price of of cigarettes these days, professors will most likely refuse your offer for a smoke. the cigarettes will be worth more than their salary anyway. You're better off selling them elsewhere. Besides, I don't think your classmates will be very happy with the cigarette smoke.

4. Answering "love" to all the teachers' questions. I was once told that Love was always the answer. But professors don't agree. So if you're asked "what is the squareroot of 40,000?" answering "Sir, I believe, that the squareroot of 40,000 divided by the speed of sound, times the number of pores in your body is equals to love." will get you thrown out of the classroom and possibly dropped from the class.

5. Cheering your professor. The job of an instructor is quite stressful and is always hard work for them. And sometimes, students like to show their appreciation to their professors by doing kind acts. But cheering your professor while he is trying to discuss the lesson in hand is NOT the answer. As he discusses "Feature writing is blah. blah. blah. blah." And you go "YEAH!!! WOOH!!! GO FEATURE WRITING!!!!! KICK BUSINESS JOURNALISM'S @$$!!!" Again, you will most likely be kicked out of the room.

6. After the Professor finishes describing a really long and hard project that needs to be finished in three weeks, DO NOT FLIP THE TABLE. even worse, DO NOT FLIP YOUR PROFESSOR. His injuries might remind him to fail you in his class.

7. DO NOT PRESS THE "EJECT THE PROF" BUTTON! It's a trap. it may look like some drawing by some bored student, but it's actually real and if pressed may actually eject the prof! hmm... come to think of it, maybe it is a good idea to press it.


I wanted ten items for this post. I can't think of anymore.If you have suggestions, I'd be happy to post them here as add-ons.